BRENDA!!!

Brenda who was a high skul student,was called by an Unknown
number.

UNKNOWN: Hi,this is classic 106.5fm, do you have a
boyfriend?

BRENDA: Yeah.

UNKNOWN: So you have a boyfriend?
Its your dad. I'm coming home now so that you'll tell me
when you started having boyfriend's

* five minutes later, another
Unknown caller,this time changing
his voice*

UNKNOWN: Hi,this is Etisalat customer care,ur boyfrnd want 2 wish u happy new yr, tell us his names?

BRENDA: No.i dnt have a boyfrnd

UNKNOWN: I see you don't love me. I'm your boyfriend.

BRENDA: Oh Sweet heart, I love you. I
thought it was my stupid Dad!

UNKNOWN: It's not your boyfriend.
It's still your dad, just wanted to confirm you really have
one...and u dare call me stupid?
Wait for me! I'm on my way!!!