Akpos Tale: School tinz

In Secondary School, I was
very poor in Maths and
Chemistry.
During exams, I'd get
between 2% and 8%.
The results used to be
announced out from the
lowest to the highest marks,
so I would always be the 1st
or 2nd from the bottom to
be called out.
One day the Maths results
were being released and my
name wasn't among the 1st
to be called out.
The teacher - Mr Akpors got
to 30s, 40s, 50s, 60s,70s, still
my paper had not been
called out.
Everyone kept looking at me
asking,
'Guy Watsup, how u take do
am??'
Teacher Akpors went on to
the 80s and when he got to
88%, he had one paper
remaining.
I then asked myself, could I
have scored a 90% in Maths?
I was feeling anxious and
happy now that I knew I had
proved the so called genius
wrong. Could I have gotten
88%? I thought my dream
had been answered..The
whole class was amazed as
everybody kept looking at
me, it was unbelievable.
Finally Teacher Akpors
looked up and said,
"There's a cow here that did
not write his name on the
paper that scored 0%, if u
have not received your
paper come and get it now!"
I fainted.